Spontaneous song-and-dance numbers: [off | on]
After puberty men’s voices go: [up | down]
Babies are: [clean | messy]
Seconds of silence before it becomes awkward: [- 7 +]
Movie playing at dentist’s office: [La La Land (edit)]
Brussels sprouts are: [gross | tasty]
Fairy is born every time a baby: [laughs | swears | sneezes | farts]
Glass flows very slowly: [off | on]
Afterlife: [off | on]
Pawn shop trinkets are: [normal | cursed]
Over time popular music gets: [better | worse]
Bloody Mary summoned through: [mirrors | televisions | windshields | eyeglasses]
Sound cars make: [vroom | pssst | yoink | haha | weeooweeoo | bzzz | gurgle | dubstep]
Sound mosquitos make: [vroom | pssst | yoink | haha | weeooweeoo | bzzz | gurgle | dubstep]
Percentage of time you send first text: [- 60 +]
Terms “First World” and “Third World” are offensive: [off | on]
Trickle-down economics: [off | on]
Gangsters speak in: [flowery Elizabethan English | gangster talk]
Sexiest occupation: [statistician (edit)]
“Lloyd” is a human name: [off | on]
Days for milk to spoil: [- 14 +]
City destroyed in monster movies: [New York (edit)]
Internet discourse is civil: [off | on]
Bluebirds are immortal: [off | on]
Hair grows on nails: [off | on]
God’s accent: [Japanese (edit)]
Square-cube law: [off | on]
Other people have souls: [off | on]
An apple a day keeps away: [doctor | proselytiser | Britney Spears | IRS | NASA]
Popes are: [Christian | Jewish | Muslim | atheist]
Humans ambulate with their: [legs | toes]
Democracies occasionally flirt with authoritarianism: [off | on]
Ralphs has apostrophe: [off | on]
Spiders humans eat per night: [- 1 +]
Moon landing was: [fake | real]
Chinese is a tonal language: [off | on]
Correct trolley problem solution: [pull lever | don’t pull lever | multi-track drift]
Elephant locomotion: [flight | gliding | stomping | rolling | burrowing | wiggling | diffusion | contraction and expansion | disassembly and reassembly | Slinky]
Carrots are: [orange | violet]
Roses are: [red | blue | violet]
Violets are: [red | blue | violet]
Poop comes out of: [anus | mouth | ears | breasts | belly button | pores of your skin | nearest vending machine]
Lit class novels are about: [Victorian women seeking to rise above their station while their husbands commit interracial adultery | goats]
Fingers per human hand: [- 5 +]
Knees per human leg: [- 1 +]
Arc of the moral universe bends toward: [justice (edit)]
Boulders have faces: [off | on]
Squirrels have faces: [off | on]
Prayers are delivered to: [Washington Post IT help desk | God]
Teddy bears are: [dead | alive]
Amelia Earhart is: [dead | alive]
Big red dog is named: [Clifford (edit)]
Percentage of applicants to Harvard admitted: [- 4 +]
You are: [Kate Lainey (edit)]
Snakes grow: [longer | wider]
Sapir-Whorf hypothesis: [off | on]
Continuity thesis: [off | on]
Mystery novels are about: [murder | tax evasion]
Everybody is: [watching you | minding her own business]
Most beautiful word in English: [cellar door (edit)]
Songs just happen to end when you Shazam them: [off | on]
Standard telephone greeting is: [hello | ahoy-hoy]
Humans have eyes on back of head: [off | on]
Giraffes have long: [toes | body | neck | hair | snout]
Going back through a door takes you to where you were originally: [off | on]
Drug names are: [normal | weird]
Most intelligent animal: [mice (edit)]
When frightened, humans: [dilate | contract]
Amount of racism: [- 74 +]
Comic books are: [highbrow | middlebrow | lowbrow]
When coördinating, people count to: [- 3 +]
Earth is: [spherical | flat | toroidal]
Girl’s best friend: [diamonds (edit)]
Wines taste any different from each other: [off | on]
Cats all scheme of world domination: [off | on]
Inflatable clowns: [off | on]
More socially acceptable to be: [early bird | night owl]
Everyone but you shares one hive-mind: [off | on]
Armpits smell like: [sweat | rosemary | mint | doughnuts]
Burden of proof: [prosecution | defence]
Baby’s first word: [Mama (edit)]
Wishes granted by genies: [- 3 +]
Corporate and social justice jargons switched: [off | on]
Calculus invented by: [Newton | Leibniz]
Brain stored in: [head | breasts | left leg | butt]
Animals are: [realistic | cartoony]
Nonplussed means: [astonished | unimpressed]
Onions make you: [cry | laugh | sweat | fart]
Farts are visible: [off | on]
Centre of the universe: [Marylebone Station (edit)]
Finance makes sense: [off | on]
Offensive words replaced by: [bleep | silence | record scratch | trombone]
Humps on camels: [- 2 +]
You can pull other people into your dreams: [off | on]
Product placement in poetry: [off | on]
Dandruff: [off | on]
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