2022-09-24
Liam
- A CARGO SHIP moves slowly across the ocean.
- Two CARGO INSPECTORS (30s), carrying pens and checklists and pads, enter a room of crates. Cargo Inspector 1 examines the labelling of one crate at the end.
- CARGO INSPECTOR 1
- This one says “oranges”.
- CARGO INSPECTOR 2
- One “oranges”, roger that.
- She scribbles onto her pad. Cargo Inspector 1 peeks through a slit to confirm. Satisfied, she moves onto the next crate.
- CARGO INSPECTOR 1
- (confused)
- This one says, “a human Liam”?
- LIAM (20) pops out of the crate like a jack-in-the-box.
- LIAM
- Human Liam!
- Both Cargo Inspectors SCREAM and hightail it out of the room, dropping their pads in haste. Liam turns to the camera with a soul-shrivelling gaze.
- LIAM
- (deadpan)
- Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
- FADE TO BLACK.
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